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Try saying “neurochirurgien” in French!

Writer's picture: mary sanichasmary sanichas
Six months ahead of my trip to Congo, I tried speaking French and discovered my mouth was no longer physically capable of performing the gymnastics. I had plenty of time so I decided to “train” by reading a children’s book out loud in bed every night before falling asleep. Nothing challenging, just a few easy pages. Set myself up for success. Stop while I’m ahead so that each session ends on a positive note—that’s how we train horses…

I randomly picked a French book from childhood years in France—one with a horse on the cover because I am still horse crazy.


1961 French children's book
1961 French children's book

I started reading the story out loud at bedtime. My mouth remained persistently rusty, but I soldiered on.


Then I started running into difficult vocabulary words… Reading out loud was not only difficult for my mouth but was proving challenging for my brain as well.


As the story progressed, I began to visualize the author lurking behind the pages like the teachers my sister and I had experienced as children in France. If I wanted to enjoy the story, I would have to learn annoying vocabulary words at the same time.


One day the city boy is riding the horse in the woods and gets lost in a storm. The horse spooks. He hangs on for dear life at the gallop, falls off, gets back on, then finally arrives back to the chateau hidden in the woods. He is totally wet and scraped up. 


He and the ancient groom are taking the saddle off the horse, when suddenly the groom cries out “Il cherche à se sécher!” ("he is searching to dry himself"—meaning “look out, he’s about to roll”—which is what wet horses do to dry off.)


But “Il cherche à se sécher!” is nearly impossible to say! It was deliberately designed to twist the tongues of even the most proficient French speakers who are reading out loud to their children. The author had thrown down the gauntlet. No one can say this! I tried once, twice. The third time I tried I had to get out of bed because I was laughing so hard. I went to get a drink of water and kept trying to say it in the kitchen. In fact I am still trying to say it a year later. 


I have been closely involved with horses for the past 30 years. When the horse is about to roll before you can get the saddle off, you don’t cry out, “He is searching to dry himself” even if you are French. This was planted deliberately there, maybe even as a plot against Americans who might be trying to read this book out loud. 


“Il cherche à se sécher” turned out to foreshadow the tongue-twister moment I would encounter on my trip to the Congo. 


Six months later I am interviewing and at the same time videotaping beautiful young Congolese scholarship recipients one at a time. The fitness of my French-speaking mouth has not particularly improved. The loud environment and the fluorescent lighting are the least of my worries. I had planned for my companions to do the interviewing while I videotaped, but two of them are back at the hostel sick in bed. Also we were never expecting 40 students to show up all at once. 


Scholarship recipients pulled out from class and waiting for us to interview them
Scholarship recipients pulled out from class and waiting for us to interview them

We’re in a small room at the university. The students are waiting outside on the landing and all the way down the stairs. As I said, there is a tremendous amount of background noise. Margaret and Madame Jolie are busy listing the students in the order interviewed and lining them up for me.


So I stand in my corner, I put each student against the wall one after the other, lifting my iPhone to within what seems like three inches from their noses. I know that’s what it takes to overcome background noise. People are talking. It sounds like the classroom next door is having some kind of celebration. But I still manage to get spectacular video. Mainly because these students have worked so hard to get to where they are, for the most part they are not at all self-conscious. They are focussed on their education and on what they are going to do for their country with their education. The women are focussed helping other women. They understand that being videotaped is an opportunity to tell others about their work and about the importance of scholarships. And to express their gratitude. To have gotten this far they are the crème de la crème and highly motivated.


I am holding up my arm approximately two minutes for each student (2 mins. x 40 students = 80 mins. total for my arm and same amount of time intensely concentrating on 40 faces at very close range). Margaret and Madame Jolie have them lined up so efficiently I hardly have time to lower my arm before the next one is in position. I am locking them in with eye contact so they won't be intimidated by a phone in the face.


Being so close to their faces and doing my best to listen hard and be present was incredibly intense. But equally inspiring to be so intimately in communication for 1-2 minutes at a time with so many students. Maybe this is what speed dating is like, except that I fell in love with almost all of them! It was so impressive, “I am in 3rd year of law school” or “I come from Ituri Province [God knows how remote that is] studying Management.”


Future "neurochirurgien"
Future "neurochirurgien"

Then a small young woman with a dazzling smile stepped into place. Charisma! Or as my Greek father used to tell me when explaining that half the English language comes from Greek, HHHA-rees-ma. It comes from the Greek HHHA-rees-ma. HHHA-rees-ma! At least I recognized it when I saw it. Even though here I was with a stiff arm and somewhat traumatized from having to speak French to about 23 students before her. I pulled down my stiff arm, switched to photo mode, put my arm back up and clicked 3 times. Three beautiful photos!


I have discovered that when interviewing people and they give a short answer then grind to a halt, all you have to do is repeat the last word they said.


This sparkling young woman said she was going to be a surgeon and, because she wanted to be something that is rare and desperately needed in Congo, she said wanted to become a neurosurgeon ("neurochirurgien" in French). Then she came to a halt.


Astonished, I repeated, or rather tried to repeat “neurochirurrr…” As impossible to say as “Il cherche à se sécher”! But I didn’t have to say the whole thing. She beamed, gave an enthusiastic “oui” and repeated “neurochirurgien.” In French, when a Oui is enthusiastic it can have a whistling sound. Hers was a whistling Oui. She continued on without any further stalls.


After we recovered from the day's events, Margaret and I scrutinized her list to figure which student our future neurosurgeon was. Then we carefully crafted an email in French asking Madame Jolie to schedule a follow-up interview with her.


To be continued…


[After this we faced even more daunting public-speaking-in-French challenges… but I eventually concluded that the joy and rewards of being able to communicate with such inspiring Congolese students and faculty members far outweighed any crimes I'd committed against the French language.]


 

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